Filed under: Election 2008
In John Cleese’s recent interview regarding Sarah Palin, he stated that “Monty Python could have written that.” That very thought occurred to me as I watched Sarah Palin’s speech at the GOP convention. I started this post that night. It has languished since, but now, here it is. Thank you, John Cleese, for the inspiration as well as the title.
King Arthur: Your arm’s off!
The Black Knight: No it isn’t!
For the past 8 years, the Republican party has made up its own “truth” and spoon fed it to a gullible public. At times the real truth was so blatant, so obvious as to be undeniable. But deny it, they did – and do.
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
Yes I have!
The truth has been out there, available for anyone to see… but many people didn’t or wouldn’t seek it out – or even consider it when it stared them in the face. They believed what they chose to believe and elected the worst president in this nation’s history – twice.
That’s how the GOP has managed to fool most of the people, most of the time — by lying to people, then sticking doggedly to their ridiculous stories. Like Monty Python, it would be downright funny… except for all the lost lives, homes, jobs, liberties, and the integrity of this country in the world community.
Customer: That parrot is definitely deceased. And when I bought it, not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
Pet Shop Clerk: It’s prob’ly pinin’ for the fjords!
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sittin’ on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there!
Of course it was nailed there! Otherwise it’d muscle up to those bars and VOOM!
This parrot wouldn’t “voom!” if I put 4000 volts through it. It’s bleeding demised!
It’s not, it’s, it’s pinin’!
Now, the GOP is doing it again, using the same tried and true methods. The campaign trail is littered with statements by and about John McCain (and at the expense of Barack Obama) that are blatantly contradictory to McCain’s senate voting record and archived news stories. But the GOP really kicked the misleading into high gear when it unleashed it’s lipstick-adorned pitbull, Gov. Sarah Palin. If McCain and Palin were wooden puppets, their noses would now reach from Washington D.C. to Nome, Alaska (and they could keep a nostril on Russia from there!)
Below, you’ll find a long list of some of the McCain campaign’s many lies. Each links to a reliable source for the verifiable truth. Note that this list is far from complete; these are just some of the whoppers. A complete list (if that’s possible) is available here.
- “(Bill) Ayers and Obama ran a radical education foundation together.”–John McCain in a Web ad
- “I can eliminate $100 billion of wasteful and earmark spending immediately–35 billion in big spending bills in the last two years, and another 65 billion that has already been made a permanent part of the budget.” –John McCain
- “He’s a man who wore the uniform of this country for 22 years and refused to break faith with those troops in Iraq who have now brought victory within sight.”–Sarah Palin (speaking of John McCain)
- “Everybody says they’re against the special interests, but I’m the only one the special interests don’t give any money to.”–John McCain
- BARBARA WALTERS: “She [Governor Sarah Palin] also took some earmarks…”
JOHN MCCAIN: “No, not as governor she didn’t. She vetoed – Look, well, the fact is she’s a reform governor.“–John McCain (on ABC’s “The View,” Sept. 12, 2008) - “Oil drilling offshore now is vital so we can bridge the gap between imported oil … and it will reduce the price of a barrel of oil. … We’ve got to drill offshore and do it now.”–John McCain
- “Senator Obama has voted 94 times to either increase your taxes or against tax cuts.”–John McCain
- “an energy bill on the floor of the Senate loaded down with goodies, billions for the oil companies, and it was sponsored by Bush and Cheney. You know who voted for it? That one.”–John McCain (“That one” referred to Barack Obama.)
- “Who is Barack Obama?” “How dishonorable.” “Congressional liberals voted repeatedly to cut off funding to our active troops, increasing the risk on their lives. How dangerous.” “I’m John McCain and I approved this message.” –John McCain (attack ad)
This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace; if you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushin’ up the daisies! He’s run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!
Clerk: Well, we better replace those lying Republicans, then.
[I paraphrased that last bit.]
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